War on Spiders

There was a spider on my wall so I smashed it with the bottom of a cup but then it disappeared and I don’t know if I killed it or not. There may be a vengeful spider loose in my bedroom. Send the marines. I need help. Someone come check my room for spiders. Send me a SEAL team goddammit I’m gonna need proof of death. I want his little head on a pike as a warning to his arachnid brethren to STAY THE FUCK AWAY.

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